1. Bar soap
2. Marshmallows
3. Card keys
4. High school football games
5. Calvin Klein ads
6. Streets that you have to push a button to cross
7. Tall apartment buildings
8. Dining halls
9. Hand-me-down plates
10. Fall semester
11. Those crumbs that fall between the couch cushions
12. The refrigerator light
13. Places with neither Jewish communities nor lakes
14. Ballroom dancing
15. Motion-sensor things
16. Dormitory fire codes
17. Roads that go through an entire town
18. Candy that is red
